February 2012
53 posts
Broke College Kid
Email: Prices start at just $29.99-
Me: Delete.
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello this is Tom from Homeland Security Systems. How are you?
Me: Uh, fine... how are you?
Telemarketer: I'm very good, thank you for asking. How would you like to receive a free demonstration of our best wireless phone and internet for your home?
Me: I don't have a home.
Telemarketer: ..........Thank you. *click*
My favorite thing lately
has been sending people “ask” messages. But more importantly, I love the when someone responds to me and tells me that I helped them out in some way.
:3
Sings so soft as if she'll break
Hey Thanks!
I find that term to be inescapable, so it must be true in some respects.
WatchPart 1 of My life at the smallest college fucking ever
“First of all, though they had eyes to see, they saw to no avail; they had ears,...”
– Aeschylus, Prometheus Bound (Translated by Herbert Weir Smyth)
Journalist: Would you rather make love or make poems? Or is it the same thing?
Leonard Cohen: That depends on the girl.
I AM FUCKING DYING THE NEW REGINA SONG IS SO GOOD
